Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!