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Little Red Riding Hood
May 14, 2015|LivestyleUncategorized

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood

Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Pansy. Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! You don’t know how to do any of those.

Who am I making this out to? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. A sexy mistake. I can explain. It’s very valuable. No! Don’t jump! Shut up and get to the point!

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Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! We’re rescuing ya. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. You are the last hope of the universe. Soothe us with sweet lies. There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Tell them I hate them.

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